Boyfriend Upgrade

Dear Tech Support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting¹ modules², limiting access to flower and jewelry³ applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable⁴ programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. 

 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging⁵ 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

 

Desperate

 

Dear Desperate,

 

Keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

 

Try to enter the command: "C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVEDME" and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. 

 

But remember, over use can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

 

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wavefiles.

 

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. 

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. 

 

I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3

 

Tech Support

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