和奶牛有关的英语笑话

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Funny Cow Jokes 1
Why did the moron1 give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 2
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 3
Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle? It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 4
What is the definition of “moon”? The past tense of “moo”!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 5
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch2 for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling3!
 
Cow Jokes
Funny Cow Jokes 6
Why was the calf4 afraid? He was a cow-herd!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 7
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully5!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 8
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 9
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
 
Funny Cow Jokes 10
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
 
Funny Cow Jokes 11
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
 
Funny Cow Jokes 12
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
 
Funny Cow Jokes 13
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 14
What did the calf say to the silo? “Is my fodder6 in there?”
 
Funny Cow Jokes 15
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 16
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky7 Way!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 17
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 18
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 19
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? He wanted to raised stewed8 beef!
 
Funny Cow Jokes 20
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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1 moron IEyxN     
n.极蠢之人，低能儿
参考例句：
  • I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以为戈登是个白痴。
  • He's an absolute moron!他纯粹是个傻子！
2 ranch dAUzk     
n.大牧场，大农场
参考例句：
  • He went to work on a ranch.他去一个大农场干活。
  • The ranch is in the middle of a large plateau.该牧场位于一个辽阔高原的中部。
3 rustling c6f5c8086fbaf68296f60e8adb292798     
n. 瑟瑟声，沙沙声 adj. 发沙沙声的
参考例句：
  • the sound of the trees rustling in the breeze 树木在微风中发出的沙沙声
  • the soft rustling of leaves 树叶柔和的沙沙声
4 calf ecLye     
n.小牛，犊，幼仔，小牛皮
参考例句：
  • The cow slinked its calf.那头母牛早产了一头小牛犊。
  • The calf blared for its mother.牛犊哞哞地高声叫喊找妈妈。
5 bully bully     
n.恃强欺弱者，小流氓；vt.威胁，欺侮
参考例句：
  • A bully is always a coward.暴汉常是懦夫。
  • The boy gave the bully a pelt on the back with a pebble.那男孩用石子掷击小流氓的背脊。
6 fodder fodder     
n.草料；炮灰
参考例句：
  • Grass mowed and cured for use as fodder.割下来晒干用作饲料的草。
  • Guaranteed salt intake, no matter which normal fodder.不管是那一种正常的草料，保证盐的摄取。
7 milky JD0xg     
adj.牛奶的，多奶的；乳白色的
参考例句：
  • Alexander always has milky coffee at lunchtime.亚历山大总是在午餐时喝掺奶的咖啡。
  • I like a hot milky drink at bedtime.我喜欢睡前喝杯热奶饮料。
8 stewed 285d9b8cfd4898474f7be6858f46f526     
adj.焦虑不安的，烂醉的v.炖( stew的过去式和过去分词 )；煨；思考；担忧
参考例句：
  • When all birds are shot, the bow will be set aside;when all hares are killed, the hounds will be stewed and eaten -- kick out sb. after his services are no longer needed. 鸟尽弓藏，兔死狗烹。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • \"How can we cook in a pan that's stewed your stinking stockings? “染臭袜子的锅，还能煮鸡子吃！还要它？” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

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