英语笑话 和学校相关的几个英语笑话

时间：2020-04-07 06:32:34

（单词翻译:单击）

Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
 He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
 
Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom1 is?
Student: The guy who went out with Eve!
 
Who is your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal!
 
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching2?
Because he only had one pupil!
 
Why was the students report card all wet?
Because it was below C level3!
 
What flies around the school at night?
The alpha-bat!
 
What is a teacher's three favorite words?
June, July & August!
 
James, where is your homework?
I ate it. Why?
You said it was a piece of cake!

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1 atom wO1y4     
n.原子；微粒，微量
参考例句：
  • For many years the atom was believed to be indivisible.在过去有很多年原子一直被认为是不可分割的。
  • He could not get up an atom of sympathy for her.他对她激不出一点同情心。
2 teaching ngEziT     
n.教学，执教，任教，讲授；(复数)教诲
参考例句：
  • We all agree in adopting the new teaching method. 我们一致同意采取新的教学方法。
  • He created a new system of teaching foreign languages.他创造了一种新的外语教学体系。
3 level 31Ox0     
n.水平，水准，标准；adj.同高的，平坦的，齐平的；v.弄平，瞄准，对准
参考例句：
  • Our level is very low.我们的水平很低。
  • The water level has been raised by 1.1 metres.水位提高了1.1米。

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