和食物相关的5则英语笑话

时间：2020-04-13 09:07:39

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A family of three tomatoes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps¹ on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup²!"

A survey about cooking

About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

An apple a day

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

Big Apple

Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple!

Caterpillars³

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!

Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?

Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce⁴, but now it's gone.

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1 stomps
v.跺脚，践踏，重踏( stomp的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
This one ends the world, stomps on it, grinds it up and spits it out. 这一部又把世界给终结了，践踏了地球，还碾压她，然后再把她吐出来。来自互联网

2 ketchup
n.蕃茄酱，蕃茄沙司
参考例句：
There's a spot of ketchup on the tablecloth.桌布上有一点番茄酱的渍斑。 Could I have some ketchup and napkins,please?请给我一些番茄酱和纸手巾？

3 caterpillars
n.毛虫( caterpillar的名词复数 )；履带
参考例句：
Caterpillars eat the young leaves of this plant. 毛毛虫吃这种植物的嫩叶。 Caterpillars change into butterflies or moths. 毛虫能变成蝴蝶或蛾子。来自辞典例句

4 lettuce
n.莴苣；生菜
参考例句：
Get some lettuce and tomatoes so I can make a salad.买些莴苣和西红柿，我好做色拉。 The lettuce is crisp and cold.莴苣松脆爽口。