Hey Jokester, Leave Us Blondes Alone

时间：2022-03-09 08:38:46

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A:Because she didn't know which one came first!
 
Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
 
Q: How do blonde brain cells1 die?
A:Alone.
 
Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A:Nothing, they never met.
 
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A:Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.
 
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.
 
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A:A Golden2 retriever!
 
Q: What do you get when you ask a blonde, a penny3 for your thoughts?
A:Change!
 
Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A:So they know which day of the week it is.
 
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A:Gifted.
 
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A:They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
 
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant4.
 
Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?
A: She threw out all the W's

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1 cells 5c203840dfcdf51dd7e33a72ea2f484f     
n.细胞( cell的名词复数 )；小牢房；（修道士或修女住的）小房间；电池
参考例句：
  • Once in the bloodstream, the bacteria adhere to the surface of the red cells. 细菌一进入血液里，就附着在红细胞表面上。
  • an amorphous mass of cells with no identity at all 不知何物的杂乱一团的细胞
2 golden 9fcxo     
adj.金的，含金的，可贵的，金色的，贵重的，繁盛的
参考例句：
  • My teacher is an Englishman with golden hair.我的老师是一个金黄色头发的英国人。
  • It's a balmy evening,the golden time for lovers.这是一个暖和的夜晚，是恋人们的黄金时光。
3 penny 0MFxu     
n.（英）便士，美分
参考例句：
  • I will not lent you a penny.我一便士都不愿借给你。
  • Sugar has risen a penny a pound.糖价每磅涨了1便士。
4 pregnant IP3xP     
adj.怀孕的，怀胎的
参考例句：
  • She is a pregnant woman.她是一名孕妇。
  • She is pregnant with her first child.她怀了第一胎。

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