What my daddy does

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!"

Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a Professor¹!"

Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse（青楼） !"

The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of（重视，强调） calling Little Johnny's father that evening.

When she told him what Little Johnny had said, he told her, "Actually,.... I'm an attorney², but how I'm I supposed to explain that to a seven year old?"