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Bat Problem
Three pastors1 in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft2 and attic3 at church. I've tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away."
Another said, "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've been had the place fumigated4, and they still won't go away.""
The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven't seen one back since!"
蝙蝠的问题
三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道:“你们知道吗,自从夏天来临,我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰,我用尽了一切办法----噪音、喷雾、猫----似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。”
另外一位说:“是啊,我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍,它们还是赶不走。”
第三个牧师说:“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼,让它们成为教会的一员......从此一只也没有再回来过。”
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n.(基督教的)牧师( pastor的名词复数 ) | |
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2 loft | |
n.阁楼,顶楼 | |
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n.顶楼,屋顶室 | |
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4 fumigated | |
v.用化学品熏(某物)消毒( fumigate的过去式和过去分词 ) | |
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