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• 1.Who want to go to heaven 谁想去天堂
• The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集合，聚会） always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snori...
• 2.Your Halo Is Too Tight 光圈太紧了
• A pious（虔诚的） believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism（洗礼...
• 3.How can I get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂
• If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven? I asked the children in my Sunday sch...
• 4.Whose Son is the Greatest
• The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, peo...
• 5.Snorer 瞌睡者
• The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集会，圣会） always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snori...
• 6.Three pastors 三个牧师
• Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft（阁楼）...
• 7.Bat Problem
• Bat Problem Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my...
• 8.Humor Impaired Preacher
• A preacher, who was humor impaired, attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors（牧师） for their ministry. Among the speakers we...
• 9.The Evangelist
• A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist（福音传教士） comes on and promises to heal the sick. If only you would pray with Him, place ...
• 10.Happiness
• I am in desperate need of help -- or I'll go crazy. We're living in a single room -- my wife, my children and my in-laws. So our nerves are on edge, w...