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• 1.The Mouse with a Neck Fetish
• A mouse and a lion were drinking in a bar, as they did every Friday, when a giraffe walked in. Get a load of her said the mouse. Well, why not try you...
• 2.I can't Cook It 我没法煮它
• Its sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. Great! Oh, its so heavy! Miss Cat says happily. The fish is plucked out ...
• 3.Three Dog Night
• Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves ...
• 4.Talking Dog For Sale
• A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale. He rings th...
• 5.I Want To Suck Your Blood
• Dracula decides to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. The rules were simple. The bat who drinks the...
• 6.The Greatest Baseball Player Ever
• A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, You can't bring that dog in here. You don't understand, says the man. This is no regular dog, h...
• 7.A Bear and a Rabbit in the Woods
• A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says I will grant each of you three wishes....
• 8.A little rabbit is running 奔跑的小白兔
• A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, Giraffe my fr...
• 9.The Three Little Pigs
• The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink orders. I want a Sprite, said the first little piggie. I wou...
• 10.Sitting and Doing Nothing
• A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered, Sure,...