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• 1.Liver and Cheese
• Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves ...
• 2.A Duck Walks into a Bar
• A duck walks into a bar and asks: Got any Bread? Barman says: No. Duck says: Got any bread? Barman says: No. Duck says: Got any bread? Barman says: No...
• 3.Golfer 高尔夫球手
• Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on an anthill（蚁冢） . Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing...
• 4.I've Just Bitten My Tongue
• Are we poisonous? the young snake asked his mother. Yes, dear, she replied, Why do you ask? Cause I've just bitten my tongue! 我们有毒吗？一个年幼的蛇...
• 5.摩西和耶稣
• A burglar（窃贼） breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice JESUS is watching you. He looks around ...
• 6.A thesis advisor 论文导师是谁
• It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. F...
• 7.I was pushing you
• One day a monkey who was very hungry met with a turtle creeping along the road. My dear Slow Foot, can't you find anything to eat for me? said the mon...
• 8.Two roaches 两只蟑螂
• Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. I was in that new restaurant across the street,...
• 9.The end of the world 世界末日
• A jackal（豺，走狗） who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: No, please, you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This will be a ...
• 10.The Lion and The Ass
• A lion and an ass set up as partners and went a-hunting together. In course of time they came to a cave in which there were a number of wild goats. Th...