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• 1.The value of a second language
• A mother mouse was out for a stroll（漫步，闲逛） with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched（蹲伏，蜷缩） behind a bush. She watched the cat, an...
• 2.Skunk
• We have a skunk（臭鼬） in the basement, shrieked（尖叫） the caller to the police dispatcher（警察调度员） . How can we get it out? Take some bread c...
• 3.The cheese and the mouse
• One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the...
• 4.I cant let him get away 不能让他跑了
• I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab（螃蟹） met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways...
• 5.A preacher is buying a parrot 传教士买鹦鹉
• A preacher is buying a parrot Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher. Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeepe...
• 6.Dead Kitty
• Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in....
• 7.Purpose of the Dog
• A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire t...
• 8.How Many Dogs Does It Take
• How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and ...
• 9.Doggie Funeral
• This rich man died and left in his will that when his dog died he was to have a funeral and who ever did the funeral would get a million dollars. When...
• 10.Special Pig
• Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, Fred, how'd th...