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• 1.Lawyers In A Porche And A Porcupine
• Q: Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche and a porcupine? A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside!...
• 2.Lawyers Are Like Sperm
• Q: How are lawyers like sperm? A: One out of a million turns out to be a human being....
• 3.The Foreman's Position 陪审团主席
• A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, de...
• 4."The Interview" a One-Act Play
• Applicant: I'm looking for a job as a consultant. Employer: I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants. Applicant: That's okay, with my experience,...
• 5.It's Sooooo Coooooold
• Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night. He entered the local gen...
• 6.How Many Lawyers?
• How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to be screwed for?...
• 7.The Lawyer Who Died Suddenly
• Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, We've been waiting along time for yo...
• 8.A Lawyer And A Pig
• Q:What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? A: Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!...
• 9.Lawyers On A Light Bulb
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?...
• 10.Caring With Hair
• One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asks about his bill and the barber replies, I cannot accept money from you. I'm do...