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• 1.A doctor and a lawyer
• A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments（疾病） and asking th...
• 2.One Side of the Case 一面之辞
• A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. I can't hear out of my left ear, the man to...
• 3.Good Sight 好视力
• Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up i...
• 4.Who Are Crooks? 谁是骗子？
• A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly（坦率地） that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issue...
• 5.Three People 三个人
• A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man. How about that! he exclaimed. They've got thre...
• 6.Do What You Can 尽力而为就好
• In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, But Sir, I wont live that long! So the judge replied, ...
• 7.I'm the groom
• A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. But officer, the man began, I can explain. Just be quiet, snapp...
• 8.Both Attorneys Have Been Identified
• You are a cheat! shouted the attorney to his opponent. And you're a liar! bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel sharply, His Honor interrupted: A...
• 9.One Side of the Case 我们只听一面之辞
• A judge asked our group of potential jurors（陪审员） whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. I can't hear out of my left ear, ...
• 10.Early Shopper
• It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent（仁慈的） mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked. Doing my christm...