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• 1.What my daddy does
• A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, My mom is a Doctor! Sarah stood up and said, ...
• 2.Speed Limit
• The British RAF base where I was stationed（驻扎，配置） as part of a contingent（分遣队，偶然事件） of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding thr...
• 3.A Brain Transplant 脑移植手术
• A Brain Transplant The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patien. For $1000 you ca...
• 4.Valentines Day Cards
• A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envel...
• 5.Thats a real bargain
• A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. O...
• 6.You wont go to jail
• A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn?t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told hi...
• 7.job interview
• An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was inter...
• 8.heaven
• Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same da...
• 9.bites
• Why don't sharkes and snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy....
• 10.drowning lawyers
• Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Answer: No. Reply: Good!...