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• 1.An Ode to Summer...
• Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry. Please keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine, while ants and roaches march in time. Bless o...
• 2.Managerial Maintenance
• How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? 1) I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrows morning. 2) You were supposed to have...
• 3.President Clinton's Razorbacks
• President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir ...
• 4.An Irishman, A Mexican, And A Blond Guy Were Having Lunch
• An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Ir...
• 5.Raindrops on Roses...
• To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattans Radio City Music Hall for the b...
• 6.We Do Things Differently Down South
• Kentucky: The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. ...
• 7.Raffle
• A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks Where did you get that? The pig says, I won her in a raffle...
• 8.How To Ace Your Job Interview
• An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman wont hire him until he passes a little math test. Heres your first question, the...
• 9.Salts
• Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to use toilet. Dont be stupid, says the ba...
• 10.Proper Job Placement
• Methods from Human Resources... 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come...