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• 1.A Cucumber, A Carrot And A Banana
• A man walks into a doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. Whats the matter with me? he...
• 2.Tales From the Seven Seas
• A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and ...
• 3.Beware the Ides of March
• Its a little known fact that Julius Caesar did not die from stab wounds by Brutus, but, rather, was poisoned. During a sumptuous banquet which they bo...
• 4.That is not My Dog 那不是我的狗
• A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. ...
• 5.The Itchy Midget
• A midget walks into the doctors and says, Doc, Ive got these itchy balls and I cant do anything to stop em itching. The Doctor says, I can see the pro...
• 6.Oh, The Cat Came Back...
• A man absolutely hated his wifes cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he w...
• 7.Managerial Mishaps
• The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and...
• 8.He Thinks He's A Refrigerator
• A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doctor, youve got to do something about my husband. He thinks hes a refrigerator! I wouldnt worry too much ab...
• 9.Is There Baseball in Heaven?
• Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him daily. Sam, ...
• 10.It Must Be Crowded 一定很拥挤
• A teacher is telling his students, The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there. And a boy laughs and says, It must get crowded when...