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• 1.Insane Dialogue
• Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,I am Napoleon! Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said, God told me! Just then...
• 2.Senioritis
• Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: Slim, I'm 83 years old now a...
• 3.Surrealists
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored m...
• 4.A Nerd, a Nude, and a Bike
• A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, ...
• 5.Support a Family
• The prospective father-in-law asked, Young man, can you support a family? The surprised groom-to-be replied, Well, no I was just planning to support y...
• 6.Dinosaurs On Economics
• Dinosaur #1: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dinosaur #2: What is an economist? Dinosaur #1: A flunkie mathematician who tr...
• 7.Prepositions
• A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a...
• 8.The Plane
• Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much....
• 9.Bear Left
• Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read BEAR LEFT, so they went ho...
• 10.Tempting Terrorism
• Uncle Sam and Osama decided to settle the whole war with a dogfight. They would each have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog and whoever's dog won...