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• 1.Two AA Batteries
• Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, Come this way, and heads towar...
• 2.Abe Lincoln's Sex Life
• An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, Go...
• 3.Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill
• Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat..... He said, Jack, let me tell you something. On my weddi...
• 4.A Thanksgiving Forecast
• Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the coo...
• 5.Zen Sarcasm 1
• 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me t...
• 6.Perusing the Personals
• This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male com...
• 7.Ghost Sex
• At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, Who here has ever seen a ghost? Most of the hands go up. And how many of you have had ...
• 8.Who's the Boss?
• The organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss. The brain said, I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks. The hands said, ...
• 9.A Rorschach Test
• A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks ...
• 10.Apples Of The Tree Of Life
• A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are, Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life, he tells her, by way of poetic c...