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1.What does the Bee do?
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by C. G. Rossetti, 1830-1894 What does the bee do? Bring home honey. And what does Father do? Bring home money. And what does Mother do? Lay out the m...
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2.A Dinosaur for Christmas
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A dinosaur for Christmasis the only thing I need.It doesn't matter if it's slowor one that's built for speed.A massive one, a tiny oneor one that's in...
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3.Christmas Dinner
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Fruitcake.Candied yams.Mincemeat.Roasted hams.Eggnog.Turkey legs.Aspic.Deviled eggs.Gravy.Dinner rolls.Take some.Pass the bowls.Jell-o.Christmas punch...
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4.Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
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Dear Santa, here's my Christmas list.I hope you'll bring it all.I've only asked for gifts my parentscan't find at the mall.I'd like to have a UFO,with...
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5.I Will Not Sit on Santa's Lap
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I will not sit on Santa's lap.You cannot make me sit on it,and if you try I promise thatI'll throw a screaming fit on it.I will not talk to Santa;I am...
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6.Lefty the Lifter
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Tonight I write of Lefty Wright,a lifter slightly gifted,who nightly lifted left and rightso deftly all he lifted.Lefty lifted, on his left,aloft a he...
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7.I Played a Game
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I played a game.I rode my bike.I had a snack.I took a hike.I read a book.I watched T.V.I built a fort.I climbed a tree.I surfed the web.I played guita...
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8.Fernando the Fearless
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We're truly in awe ofFernando the Fearlesswho needed no netfor the flying trapeze.Alas, what a shameit's surpisingly difficultcatching a barin the mid...
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9.Ode on a Unicycle
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Unicycle, unicycle,radiant and round.Spying you, you spoke to mewithout a single sound.Unicycle, unicycle,beautiful and kind,like the petals on a flow...
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10.My Penguin
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My penguin looks quite dashing in his tophat, coat and tails, with a cummerbund from Macy's and a tie from Bloomingdales. My penguin likes to party in...