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1.一些谐音梗式冷笑话
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01 What do you call a deer with no eye? (没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿) No eye deer (No idea). 叫 无眼鹿(不知道) 02 What did a late tomato say to other toma...
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2.几个双关语段子
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1、Im only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I dont know Y. 我只认识25个字母,不知V什么。 又:25个字母在群里,T出去了。 2、--What is the worst ...
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3.爸爸笑话 下
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8. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Ill let you know. 我在亚马逊上订购了一只鸡,一个鸡蛋。我会让你们知道结果的。 网友评论: Eggs still came...
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4.爸爸笑话 上
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1. Today, my son asked Can I have a book mark? and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesnt know my name is Brian. 今天我的儿子问我能给我张...
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5.The dumbest kid in the world 天底下最傻的孩子
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. 一个小男...
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6.双语笑话:天底下最傻的孩子
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. 一个小男...
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7.It's Good to Admit a Fault 认错
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John is not a good student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again. John! Teacher says angrily. What? Whats wrong? John is awaken. Why d...
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8.Are Flies Yummy? 苍蝇好吃吗?
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Tony and his father are eating dinner. Suddenly Tony asks his father, Dad, are flies yummy? Dad frowns and says, No, I think its yucky. Why do you ask...
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9.Where are the tails? 尾巴哪去了?
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The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we ...
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10.Sorry 对不起
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Im sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boys tooth. Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you char...