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• 1.A Forgetful Man 健忘
• Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home. Suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he ...
• 2.交通事故
• A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revive...
• 3.I want to go out 我想出去
• A shop owner closed his shop and went home. He was very tired but just as he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked, What time do you open your ...
• 4.The Perfect Son 完美的儿子
• A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he d...
• 5.Is that clock right? 这钟准确吗？
• Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, Whats the time, p...
• 6.Only one piece of meat 只有一块肉
• Customer: Waiter, Ive only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and Ill cut it in two. 顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？ 服...
• 7.Not learn to spend money 没学会花钱
• A friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money, she had accumulated through frugal living. Mother, he said, you have enough mo...
• 8.Mother's revenge 妈妈的报复
• After two weeks of Air Force basic training. I called home. You wouldnt believe how strict they are, I complained. They even give demerits for things ...
• 9.Response 回应
• Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for...
• 10.Dinner's ready 晚餐准备好了
• My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smok...