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• 1.I wrote 我写的
• One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them. What a terrible voice! Do you kn...
• 2.My friends only came to say goodbye 朋友只是来送行
• There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the g...
• 3.Mother, You Can Come Down 妈妈，您可以下来了
• The cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ships narrow gangpl...
• 4.Thirty Years and Five Minutes 30年和5分钟
• A rich Paris banker begged a well-known artist to do a little thing for his album. The artist did the little thing and asked a million francs. Why, it...
• 5.Who Is the Greatest? 谁最了不起
• A judge, a bishop, and a conductor were having a discussion. All three were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the question of which of th...
• 6.Prepare Yourself 自己准备
• A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school, Prepare Pop. T...
• 7.Cheater 作弊者
• In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, Johnny, I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your test...
• 8.Difference 区别
• Jane: What is the difference between electricity and lighting? Mary: One must pay electricity dues, the other neednt. 简：电与闪电有什么区别？ 玛丽：一...
• 9.Not our own food 不是我们自己的食品
• Two boys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. The bartender says, Sorry , but you cant eat your own food here. The two boys look at each...
• 10.A Funnier Story 一个更有趣的故事
• Mr William was deaf, but he didnt like people to know this. One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While they were sitting together after dinner...