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• 1.The Customer Is Always Right 顾客永远是对的
• The manager of a shop was yelling at one of his staff. I saw you arguing with a customer, he said crossly. Will you please remember that in my shop th...
• 2.Watermelon 粉红色西瓜
• A fruit vendor in Philippines sold a watermelon to a woman and assured her that it was very sweet because it was red inside. As she rode home on a bic...
• 3.That's the Office You Have Now
• When I started my current job, I was assigned to a cubicle with a five-foot-high partition. Promoted in three monks, I asked for a private office in l...
• 4.Change Your Business 换个工作
• The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on his chest, and began: Same old story, my friend. Too much confinement. Do not de...
• 5.It's Good to Admit a Fault
• John is not a good student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again. John! Teacher says angrily. What? What's wrong? John is awaken. Why ...
• 6.They are directly from America 它们是从美国直接带来的
• Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars...
• 7.Tooth extraction 拔牙
• I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth. Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you ch...
• 8.Why Does the Dog Watch Me Eat? 那狗为什么看着我吃？
• Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat? Hotel Host: I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from. 客人：你...
• 9.Competition 竞赛
• Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Jon? Jon: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Jon: Three, a policeman, the owner of ...
• 10.Mistake Her for Snow 误以为是雪
• Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night? Last winter she was knocked down by a snow plough. 你听...