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• 1.Ice Fishing
• A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear t...
• 2.Flashlight
• Q: How do you make a blondes eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear....
• 3.In The Bag
• A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He d...
• 4.An Apple A Day...
• A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. How much do you weigh? she asks. 115, she says. The nur...
• 5.State Capitals
• A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals...
• 6.The Time
• BLONDE: Excuse me, what time is it right now? WOMAN: Its 11:25 PM. BLONDE: (confused look on face) You know, its the weirdest thing, Ive asked that qu...
• 7.Boyfriend Upgrade
• Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the acco...
• 8.You don't look like an old lady at all 你看起来一点都不像个
• I no longer looker look like an old lady, said Sophia to her husband now busy solving a cross-word puzzle by the fire. She had just been to her hairdr...
• 9.An ingenious idea 一个好办法
• A man told the doctor that his wife had lost her voice and asked what he could do about it. The doctor said, Try getting home late some night. It's go...
• 10.No matter 没关系
• A well-dressed woman got on a bus. She handed a ten-dollar note to the drive and said: Sorry, I have no nickels. The driver took the note and said: It...