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• 1.A well-mannered mom 一位有良好风度的母亲
• A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the den. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then c...
• 2.A shrewd guess 准确的猜测
• While taking the 1993 census, I called on a woman who refused to state her age. I told her I was permitted to make an estimate. I guess 85 is about ri...
• 3.Blonde Disney Trip
• Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a ...
• 4.Things My Mother Taught Me
• 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... Just wait until your father gets home. 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... You are going to get it...
• 5.I'll Die
• A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head. I need to take that walkman off your head, says the beauty specialist as s...
• 6.X-Rated Adult Video Rental
• A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild, something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She ...
• 7.A Saint's Spelling Bee
• A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, Oh, is this place what I really think it ...
• 8.When Girls Drink Too Much
• 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling woohoo is trul...
• 9.Meet My Mistress
• A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband...
• 10.A Polish Joke
• A blonde was telling her priest a Polish joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, Don't you know I'm Polish? Oh, I'm sorry, the blonde ap...