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• 1.You've Got Blonde Mail
• A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this...
• 2.Parachute Shortage
• A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all ...
• 3.Blondes Say The Darndest Things
• Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the execution...
• 4.Skip A Day
• A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two w...
• 5.I Want To Buy That
• A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes,...
• 6.Ladies At The Bar
• A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender. Brunette: I'll have a B and C. Bartender: What is a B ...
• 7.True False Exam
• A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares a...
• 8.Rowing Your Boat
• Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned t...
• 9.A Naked Man
• A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he no...
• 10.Millionaire 百万富翁
• CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me. Assistant: What were you before? CEO: A multimillionaire. 主管人：我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。 助手：以前你...