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• 1.A Stingy Guy
• Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy（吝啬的） and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. Lets go to th...
• 2.Perfect Match
• A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique（古董） vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase....
• 3.The Grounded Conductor
• Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give To...
• 4.Safe and Sound
• A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering（蹒跚的） under a huge bu...
• 5.Put my beard on again
• A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price o...
• 6.US Highway 22
• The highway patrolman sported a car driving dangerously slow on a much-traveled freeway. He pulled it over and found the driver to be an elderly lady ...
• 7.A Driving Debacle
• A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, Is there a problem, Officer? No problem at all....
• 8.Be Careful What You Wish For
• A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared ...
• 9.Blind,Blond & Ballsy
• A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, Hey, wanna hear a blond joke? The man says back to the blind man, Look buddy, I'm blond...
• 10.Canine Complex
• A man walked into the office of the eminent（杰出的，有名的） psychiatrist（精神病学家） Dr. Von Vermouth, and sat down to explain his problem. Well, ...