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• 1.They're all drowned 他们全都淹死了
• The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a hitch（...
• 2.CD Player CD唱机
• While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, thoug...
• 3.What Was It She Wanted 她要买什么
• A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, maam, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon. Horrified, t...
• 4.Fishing 钓鱼
• Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and ca...
• 5.Gallant Effort 殷勤
• At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him a...
• 6.I Drop my Weight From Skipping
• Mr. Smith was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure...
• 7.英语笑话：谁欠谁钱
• A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, If a dog running un...
• 8.旅行社笑话一则
• A woman called to make reservations, I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus（河马）, New York The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent...
• 9.Class, Lass and Ass
• Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet t...
• 10.Please Call
• A Newspaper carried this classified ad, The man who picked up my wallet on Market Street was recognized. He is requested to return it. A few days late...