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• 1.I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人
• One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him: There are birds' eggs on that tree. Will you get them for us please? We...
• 2.What's time to a pig 时间对猪有什么意义
• One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers...
• 3.Bad Drivers
• Theres a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, Herman, be careful! I just heard on ...
• 4.An opponent lost his head
• While making a long, dull speech, a politician received a great deal of heckling（诘问） from the gallery. Secondly, someone threw a cabbage（卷心菜，...
• 5.Thirteen
• A man is walking by an insane asylum（精神病院） and hears all the residents chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite curious about all this, he finds a ho...
• 6.Goethes Tolerance 歌德的容忍
• Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopp...
• 7.Hunting Skills 打猎的技巧
• Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide! How do you find such huge bears? Sergei asks. Easy, says Ivan...
• 8.Help! Doctor 急诊
• Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen! Ok , I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes. Good,but...
• 9.King and Knave 国王和无赖
• George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play cards. Your Majesty, replied Tooke, I am a mere childwhere cards are concern...
• 10.Your Grandfather 你爷爷
• A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant: Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price. Not like the way h...