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• 1.The first date 首次约会
• A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date: Is this your date with the young man for the first time? Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all alw...
• 2.The picture of the cheese 图片和奶酪
• One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the...
• 3.Amnesia 丧失记忆
• A senile（高龄的） actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, How old are you? The actress said: Twenty-two. So the doctor scribbled down on h...
• 4.Pig or Witch 猪或女巫
• A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window a...
• 5.True or False 真的还是假的
• One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt? Of course, I will. the girl said firmly. Do you mean what...
• 6.You Are Too Late 你太晚了
• On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. sorry, he said to the pickpocket（扒手） , you are too late. My wife did it be...
• 7.Just Sew the Buttonhole 我只把扣眼儿给缝上了
• Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling? Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole. 丈夫：你给我把扣子...
• 8.You have to roll up the windows first
• A woman got a dent（凹痕） in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman decided to have a wee bit（一点，少许） of fun. So he told her ...
• 9.Twenty-one Forever “妙”龄证人
• In court a judge asked the witness, How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath（宣誓） so tell the truth. The w...
• 10.My Husband Will Be Home Soon
• A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your...