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• 1.Go Barefoot 光着脚去
• In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn'...
• 2.An angry wife's prayer 一个发怒妻子的祈祷
• A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home ...
• 3.Wait for the police
• A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished（破坏） but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they...
• 4.Please Reverse the Charges 倒转车子
• There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, Okay, here, here is good. Then she ...
• 5.She's rather buy a gift 她宁愿买一件礼物
• While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. That's okay, he said, The only thing I want is for you to love, hon...
• 6.You're facing the wrong way 你看错方向了
• In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film. In that case, said one of...
• 7.I love you,too 我也爱你
• Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible（敞篷车） like Harry,but I love you, dear. Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more...
• 8.it's me all right 这就是我
• A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, Can you identify yourself? Looking puzzled, the girl dipped in...
• 9.Roast Pig 烤乳猪
• A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: Not bad, I am next to th...
• 10.Do You Have a Good Memory 你的记忆力好吗
• Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces? Husband: Yeswhy? Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror. 妻子：你对面孔是不是很善于记忆呢？ 丈夫：是的为什么...