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• 1.A Jealous Wife 吃醋的妻子
• There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now ...
• 2.Pig or Witch
• A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of（把身体探出）...
• 3.A mysterious letter 一封神秘的信
• I don't like to inquire（询问，查究） too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. But something's been bothering me for days. So? s...
• 4.Not Knowing Her Well 我跟她还不熟
• Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the even...
• 5.The Weary Housewife
• The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having? Oh, mom, the ba...
• 6.Phone Book
• Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian（图书管理员） at the counter, This book was very ...
• 7.An Eye-Opener
• Yesterday Charles met his old schoolmate Joe and congratulated him on his recent marriage. When Charles asked about the difference between a fiancee（...
• 8.I'll never understand wome
• Max sat at the bar totally dejected（沮丧的） . The bartender（酒保） served him his second drink and said, What's wrong pal? I'll never understand wo...
• 9.Respectable Boyfriend
• Mother to daughter: What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable（值得尊敬的） ? Of cause he is, Mom. He's thrifty（节约的，茂盛的） ,...
• 10.Gardening Gloves
• For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy（过敏，反感） to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, m...