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• 1.Let's Pretend
• A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage（硬卧） on a train. After the initial embarrassment they bot...
• 2.I can't get out
• This was to be the new blonde（金发女郎） flight attendant's first overnight trip, so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat,...
• 3.You Can Come Down Now
• The cruise ship my friend was working on docked（停驻） at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narr...
• 4.Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today?
• Mrs. Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food. She did not drive fast, becau...
• 5.A Good Solution
• A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitti...
• 6.I Am Acting Like a Lady
• One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon fo...
• 7.A poor man 可怜的人
• Oh, my poor man, exclaimed the kind old lady， It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind. You're absolutely right, ...
• 8.六还是十二
• A blonde went into a pizza parlor（客厅，会客室） . When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to ha...
• 9.Wood Fire 森林之火
• Wood Fire One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened. Does that ...
• 10.Raccoons 浣熊
• Raccoons Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who ha...