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• 1.Happiness in Dream 梦中的幸福
• Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. The husband put down his ...
• 2.The poor husband
• You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, ...
• 3.I Want Her to go Nuts 我要让她发疯
• I Want Her to go Nuts Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, eme...
• 4.Toilet Paper
• A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted ...
• 5.Urgent Message
• This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe. The clerk says it will be $100, an...
• 6.Blonde Guts
• One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her...
• 7.Catching The Blonde
• This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he w...
• 8.Leaving Early
• A BRUNETTE, A REDHEAD A BLONDE all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One day, t...
• 9.Blonde And Chimps
• A blonde motorist was two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the blonde's car and ...
• 10.How To Lose Weight
• A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure ...