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• 1.Taken for Granted 理所当然
• THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error -- the word Sex had been spelled with an o. One mother, filling out the for...
• 2.A Kiss 一个吻
• At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent hi...
• 3.Another 40 Years to live 再活40年
• A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she as...
• 4.What? 什么？
• A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, where...
• 5.省一半的煤
• A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: T...
• 6.A young girl's likes 一个少女的喜好
• A young girl was asked by her mother, What do you want to be when you grow up? The girl replied, I want to be an old maid. Her mother was surprised to...
• 7.I'm Cheering the clock on
• There was a football game on TV last Saturday evening. The game was between a Spanish team and an Italian team. I sat in front of the TV at 7 o'clock,...
• 8.My servant will clean it
• Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cost of going anywhere by taxi. One of the ladies said, 'Taxis are terribly expensive t...
• 9.Give him another chance 再给他一次机会
• Husband: I am going to discharge our chauffeur. Four times recently he almost killed me. Wife: Darling, give him another chance. 丈夫：我要解雇我们的司...
• 10.The Doctor Knows Better
• A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is ...