A Nerd, a Nude, and a Bike

时间:2015-10-21 03:53:52

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A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible1 shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned2 and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"
 
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
 
The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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1 incredible q8fx7     
adj.难以置信的,不可信的,极好的,大量的
参考例句:
  • Some planets run at incredible speed.某些星球以难以置信的速度运行着。
  • Her answer showed the most incredible stupidity.她的回答显示出不可思议的愚蠢。
2 stunned 735ec6d53723be15b1737edd89183ec2     
adj. 震惊的,惊讶的 动词stun的过去式和过去分词
参考例句:
  • The fall stunned me for a moment. 那一下摔得我昏迷了片刻。
  • The leaders of the Kopper Company were then stunned speechless. 科伯公司的领导们当时被惊得目瞪口呆。

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