The Itchy Midget

A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these itchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching¹."

 

The Doctor says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya."

 

So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip², snip snip noises for about 5 minutes.

 

The doc finishes and says, "How's that?"

 

The midget says, "Brilliant, what did you do?"

 

The Doc says, "I trimmed back your high boots"

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