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• 1.A Priest And A Doorbell
• A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy...
• 2.What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
• Joke: Whats easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Answer: Trouble. ****** Joke: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom? Answer: It tock...
• 3.英语笑话 和学校相关的几个英语笑话
• Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted the lesson to be very clear! Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom is? Student:...
• 4.和奶牛有关的英语笑话
• Funny Cow Jokes 1 Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay! Funny Cow Jokes 2 Why do cows think cooks are mean? Th...
• 5.英语笑话： Pretty or Ugly?
• Bridget asks her son Paul, Paul, would you say Im pretty or ugly? A bit of both, actually, replies the teenager. How do you mean that? asks the puzzle...
• 6.英语笑话：你被收养了
• Father: Son, you were adopted. Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents! Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the n...
• 7.Expand and contract 热胀冷缩
• Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John: Well, in the s...
• 8.I guess you're right 我想你是对的
• Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad, Give me a ...
• 9.A great man 一名伟人
• Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to ove...
• 10.He is really somebody
• Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him. Man: He is really somebody. What does do? Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery 小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。 ...