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• 1.迟到的理由
• An elementary school teacher asked a student why he was late. He replied, A nearby sign said. School ahead, slow down, go slow, so thats what I did. 一...
• 2.Thank goodness
• A kid said to his dad,Pop, my leacher asked me if I had any younger siblings who will be coming to school. The dad teplied, What did your teacher say ...
• 3.When he was your age
• A father told his son, When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day, The kid replied, Well, when he was your age, he was presiden...
• 4.A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids
• A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids. She replied, Hold your tongue. Thats not true! The boy said, Then why do you send me to bed when Im ...
• 5.A concerned teacher said
• A concerned teacher said, I hope I dont see anyone looking at another students paper. A student murmured to another, We hope you dont either! 一位老师...
• 6.A little boy told his dad he flunked his math test
• A little boy told his dad he flunked his math test. The father asked his son why. The kid replied, The math whiz who sits next to me was absent on the...
• 7.I got a one hundred in school today
• A tricky girl said, Mom, I got a one hundred in school today! The mom replied, Great, sweetie, tell me about it. The girl reluctantly said, Well, I go...
• 8.I've lost my mom
• A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, Ive lost my mom! The cop said, Whats she like? The little girl replied, Shopping and g...
• 9.Can you write in the dark
• A kid asked his dadHey，Pop, can you write in the dark? The dad answered，Sure. What do you want me toWrite? The boy saidYour name on this report card...
• 10.Would you punish me for something I didn't do
• A ten-year-old student asked,Teacher,would you punish me for something I didnt do? Of course not,the teacher replied. The kid said,Good,because I didn...