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• 1.Superbowl Snaps
• A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Patriots f...
• 2.Climb the Walls
• Oh, I sure am happy to see you, the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising u...
• 3.Prayers
• The Sunday School teacher asked, Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating? No, sir, he rplied. We don't have to. My mom is a good cook!...
• 4.First Time Ushers
• A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, D...
• 5.Grandma's Age
• Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, 39 and holding. Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, And how old would you b...
• 6.Children's Sermon
• One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at t...
• 7.Ten Candies 十块糖
• Mother asks her son, Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have? Ten. Jim says. Then, Mother asks. Yes, Mum. Fo...
• 8.Count Tomorrow Morning 明天早上数
• It's a right. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John What are you doing? John says, I'm counting stars. Tom laughs an...
• 9.Mary's school
• Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, You're six years old now, Mary, and you're g...
• 10.Lady First 女士优先
• A teacher asked her class: Is the sentence 'The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct? Most of the children said: Yes, it is all right! And only o...