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• 1.Lightbulbs For Dinner
• Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, My dad's tougher than your dad! Oh yeah? said Little Johnny, My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner! R...
• 2.Neither 都不是
• It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area. At one house a small boy answered the door. Tell me, young man, ...
• 3.A Duel 决斗
• Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His fath...
• 4.Final Exams -- From Children
• Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtatio...
• 5.What Does Your Daddy Do?
• A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Tim, you be first, she said. What does your mother do all day? Tim sto...
• 6.Don't Argue with Children 不要和小孩争论
• A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even thoug...
• 7.A Very Special Christmas Present
• It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus ...
• 8.The boy and the snails 男孩和蜗牛
• A farmer's boy went looking for snails, and, when he had picked up both his hands full, he set about making a fire at which to roast them; for he mean...
• 9.Hello Mother, Hello Father
• A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he sho...
• 10.The lord is my Shepherd
• A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a mon...