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• 1.THE LAST TWO GIFTS OF CREATION
• Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Ada...
• 2.POPULATING THE EARTH
• After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her....
• 3.ADAM AND EVE, THE MENNONITES
• Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite? A. Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?...
• 4.A PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION
• One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, E...
• 5.GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
• God says to Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first? Adam says, Tell me the good news first. God says, I'm going...
• 6.FINAL REQUESTS
• A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cr...
• 7.SISTER SUSAN PILES ON THE POUNDS
• A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan? he aske...
• 8.THE RETIRED PREACHER
• A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one. O...
• 9.FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES
• Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'F...
• 10.You Get What You Pray For
• This lady approaches a priest and tells him, Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thin...