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• 1.ON A LONG JOURNEY
• A catholic priest and a rabbi find them sitting next to each other on a long journey, and so after some hesitation start to talk to each other. After ...
• 2.NOW, THAT REMINDS ME
• There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other prie...
• 3.THE RABBI AND THE POPE DO PHONE
• The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusally fancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chamb...
• 4.THE BLIND MAN AND THE RABBI
• A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him. The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzah. Taking pity on the blind man, he br...
• 5.THE JEWISH BEGGAR
• An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, Sir, could you spare 3 cents for...
• 6.A THEORY OF CREATION
• God created the mule, and told him, You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and ...
• 7.THE PRIEST WHO LOST HIS COCK
• A priest had lost his cock (Male hen) and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he asked, Has anybody got the cock? All the men stoo...
• 8.SEX ON THE SABBATH
• A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. ...
• 9.IN THE CIRCUMSTANCES
• Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, Your thing doesn't have any skin on it! I've been circumcised. What's that mean? I...
• 10.LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET?
• This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, My friends, I'd like ...