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• 1.GOD TAKES A HOLIDAY
• God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go? St. Peter, thinking, nods his h...
• 2.A BARBER SHOP IN WASHINGTON
• A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, No charge. I consider...
• 3.THE HEAD PRIEST AND THE ALTAR BOY
• The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that...
• 4.A SMALL SERVICE ONE SUNDAY MORNING
• A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to sh...
• 5.IN THE CONFESSION BOX
• A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attentio...
• 6.VIEWING THE PAINTING
• A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. Look at their reserve, their calm, muses th...
• 7.THE BUSINESS MAN AND THE POPE
• During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from give us this day our d...
• 8.THE HAIR CUT
• A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies No, not until you cut your hair!. The boy replies But father...Jesus had long hair! To whi...
• 9.A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY
• A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experie...
• 10.A WORRIED FATHER
• A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensi...