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• 1.LEARNING TO LIVE TOGETHER
• A Jewish man lives into a Catholic neighbourhood. Every Friday The Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the Jew is ...
• 2.A LITTLE BOY WITH NO ARMS
• There was this little boy with no arms. He wanted to ring the church bell on Sundays so he went to talk to the preacher. The preacher didn't know how ...
• 3.FATHER FORGIVE ME...
• A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost. What do you mean almost? question the pries...
• 4.PRAYING FOR SOME BIRDS
• A lady approaches a priest and tells him, Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. ...
• 5.A HOT DAY AT THE NUNNERY
• Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit (groan) on a hot day. So about a half hour la...
• 6.PASSING OUT THE OFFERING PLATE
• A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offe...
• 7.RUNNING REPAIRS
• There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, if I hear on...
• 8.JOINING THE CHURCH
• Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, We have special requirem...
• 9.THERE WERE THREE NUNS...
• There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says, ok, do your sins, come back, and I'll ble...
• 10.WINNING THE LOTTERY
• This nice, old Jewish man really wanted to win the lottery. So, one week, he goes to synagogue and he says (good Yiddish accent mandatory), Oy, Lord o...