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• 1.Three pastors 三个牧师的故事
• Three pastors Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in m...
• 2.FAILING THE MATH TEST
• A ten-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a fam...
• 3.WALKING IN THE MOUNTAINS
• A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation...
• 4.HOW TO GET RID OF A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
• When they ask, Can I talk to you about God? Reply, Sure, what would you like to know? Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, I'm sorry, could yo...
• 5.A PARTICULARLY HARD QUESTION
• A nun dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says to her, I'm sure you've lead a virtuous life, Sister, but before I can let you into heaven, you must ans...
• 6.STROLLING DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY
• Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, Covert t...
• 7.SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT
• A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. Aft...
• 8.FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY
• Miss Bea was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring...
• 9.GEE, IT'S DARK IN HERE
• This guy walks into a bar and sees a lady sitting by herself. He goes over and buys her and drink and they chat a while and he leaves with her to go t...
• 10.JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED
• A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin is...