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• 1.lying
• How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move....
• 2.light bulb
• How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, one to sue the ladder company....
• 3.light bulb 2
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?...
• 4.appeal
• An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his onl...
• 5.taking it with you
• As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He...
• 6.Medical Experiments
• The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use att...
• 7.on death's door
• A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked Give it to me straight. How long have I got? The physician replied that he doubted...
• 8.godfather
• What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school? An offer you can't understand....
• 9.dog competition
• A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, ...
• 10.good news & bad news
• Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats....