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• 1.Peeing-Eye Dog
• A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of hi...
• 2.To Put In A Light Bulb
• Q: How many men does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out....
• 3.The hat
• Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said, I'm going to go to the mountains by train. He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the st...
• 4.To The Nines
• One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus #99 and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street. When the cashier r...
• 5.Body Builder Light Bulb
• Q: How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors....
• 6.A Businessman's Idea 商人的主意
• A family moved from the city to the suburbs, and were told they ought to get a watchdog to guard their house. So they bought the largest dog available...
• 7.Biblical Signs
• George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a ...
• 8.The Nitty Gritty Dictionary
• ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: S...
• 9.Free Drinks For Everybody
• One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me including you, bartender. So the bartender follows the m...
• 10.Mr. Ferdinand's Lunch 费迪南德先生的午餐
• One morning Mrs. Ferdinand said to her husband: Roger, there's a meeting at Mrs. Young's house at lunch time today, and I want to go to it. I'll leave...