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• 1.Wanna Hear A Blonde Joke
• A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, Wanna hear a blonde joke? In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, Before you tell that joke, ...
• 2.PreMed Physics
• One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuf...
• 3.Why did you do that? 为什么这样做
• An American businessman and an American, a Russian, a Cuban, lawyer were on a train traveling across Europe. The Russian took out a large bottle of vo...
• 4.My Good Ol' Dog
• On a hot summer day, a country bumpkin came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. A...
• 5.Birthday Miracles
• All of his life Len from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had...
• 6.College Dorm
• On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male ...
• 7.When The Moon Hits Your Eye
• When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That's amore. When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned That's a moray. When our ha...
• 8.Red Sox Nation
• Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common, when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hocke...
• 9.My Little Buttercup
• Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back...
• 10.25 Things You Know If You Have A Son
• 1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over th...