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• 1.Universal Laws of the Office
• Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm while all around you th...
• 2.Questions During The Exam
• Should you have any questions during the exam, just raise your hand. This should cause enough blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself....
• 3.We Need To Have A Talk
• After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try cou...
• 4.Expands Six Times
• Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's norm...
• 5.Teaching
• The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except i...
• 6.A Mens-Only Weight Loss Program
• A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a volu...
• 7.Funding For Froggies
• A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,00...
• 8.The Mysterious Cell Phone
• Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk....
• 9.The Shofar Clock
• A student kept bugging his friend, What time is it? Finally, his friend complained, Why don't you get a watch like the rest of us. Why do I need a wat...
• 10.That's One Dead Duck
• A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. She laid her pet on the table. The vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird...